15 Polite Ways to Say Someone is Stupid

  1. The lights are on, but no one’s home.
  2. If his brain was dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow his hat off.
  3. A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
  4. Not the sharpest crayon in the box.
  5. The wheel’s spinning, but the hamster’s dead.
  6. Doesn’t have all his dogs on one leash.
  7. Couldn’t pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
  8. Too much yardage between the goal posts.
  9. A few beers short of a six-pack.
  10. Doesn’t have all his cornflakes in one box.
  11. Forgot to pay his brain bill.
  12. A few Fruit Loops short of a bowl.
  13. Warning: Objects in the mirror are dimmer than they appear.
  14. Has an intellect rivalled only by garden tools.
  15. As smart as bait.
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