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Oddest Book Title of 2020

November 8, 2020 Geoff For Readers, Fun, Publishing

And here they are, the finalists for 42nd Diagram Prize for the Oddest Book Title of the Year: A Dog[…]

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15 Polite Ways to Say Someone is Stupid

April 17, 2020 Geoff For Readers

The lights are on, but no one’s home. If his brain was dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow his[…]

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Don’t Boss Hugo!

March 6, 2020 Geoff Fun

Why comedian Joe Lycett changed his name to Hugo Boss – and some of the hilarious fallout.

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Yours truly … on a camel

March 23, 2019 Geoff My Writing

Yes, that’s me. On a camel. Right beside the Pyramids. The camel’s name was California, which I reckon that was[…]

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Remember the rules!

January 23, 2019 Geoff Fun, Remember the rules!

I before E except after C … … or when your foreign neighbour Keith receives eight counterfeit beige sleighs from[…]

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Classic Literature as Fortune Cookie Fortunes

January 14, 2019 Geoff For Writers, Fun

A Christmas Carol: You will become better acquainted with a coworker. Frankenstein: A friend is a present you give yourself.[…]

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For aspiring writers …

November 27, 2015 Geoff For Writers, Fun, Quotes
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30 awful analogies

July 24, 2015 Geoff Fun

As Abraham Lincoln once said, “The problem with the internet is that you can’t always rely on it’s accuracy.” The[…]

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17 quotes about writing

July 1, 2015 Geoff Fun, Quotes

Easy reading is damned hard writing. Nathaniel Hawthorne …I have this one nasty habit. Makes me hard to live with.[…]

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Cheer up!

April 5, 2015 Geoff For Writers, Fun

Some humourous quotes about writing …   I wrote a few children’s books. Not on purpose. Steven Wright If Moses[…]

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