5 Rules to Remember

1. Money can’t by happiness, but it can make misery a lot more comfortable.

2, Forgive your enemies, but remember the bastards’ names.

3. Help someone when they’re in trouble and they’ll remember you … next time they’re in trouble.

4. Many people are alive today only because it’s illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol doesn’t solve problems, but neither does milk.

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